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The Wide Window! by Lemony Snicket
epub |eng | 1998-12-31 | Author:Lemony Snicket

NINE The United States Postal Service has a motto. The motto is: “Neither rain nor sleet nor driving snow shall halt the delivery of the mails.” All this means is ...
( Category: Action & Adventure December 8,2014 )
File Under: 13 Suspicious Incidents by Lemony Snicket
epub |eng | 2013-12-31 | Author:Lemony Snicket

Conclusion: Small Sound A hollow metal space will amplify small noises, such as the breathing of a young, frightened boy. Drumstick was hiding in the garbage can, dirty but grateful ...
( Category: Humor December 8,2014 )
Mr. Stink by David Walliams
epub, mobi |eng | 2008-12-31 | Author:David Walliams

12 Pongy Pong Did I dream the whole thing? thought Chloe as she lay in bed. She was in that place between asleep and awake. That place where you can ...
( Category: Humor December 8,2014 )
Chomp by Carl Hiaasen
epub |eng | 2011-12-31 | Author:Carl Hiaasen

Fifteen Raven Stark had asked Wahoo to stay and eat with the crew, but he said no thanks. When he got back to camp, Tuna was sitting on a corner ...
( Category: Environment December 8,2014 )
A Season of Gifts by Richard Peck
epub |eng | 2008-12-31 | Author:Richard Peck

10 One Too Many The Shellabarger place was known for miles around. Abraham Lincoln had slept in the milk house on his way to Bement. That was when the milk ...
( Category: Humor December 8,2014 )
Sideways Stories from Wayside School by Louis Sachar
epub, mobi |eng | 2003-12-31 | Author:Louis Sachar

Some of the children held their ears. Others could hold only one ear because they were holding their nose with the other hand. It was hard to say which was ...
( Category: Chapter Books December 8,2014 )
It's a Baby, Andy Russell
epub |eng | | Author:David A. Adler

Andy hurried home. He went to the kitchen. Tamika was washing dishes and Rachel was drying them. He didn’t see Aunt Janet. “Tamika,” Andy whispered, “I have to talk to ...
( Category: Chapter Books December 3,2014 )
Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids by Elliott Rob
mobi, epub |eng | 2010-07-31 | Author:Elliott, Rob [Elliott, Rob]

Q: What did the rooster say to the hen? A: “Don’t count your chickens before they hatch.” Q: What did the whale say to the dolphin? A: “Long time no ...
( Category: Jokes & Riddles December 3,2014 )
Dork Diaries 8: Tales From a Not-So-Happily Ever After by Rachel Renée Russell
mobi |eng | 2014-09-30 | Author:Rachel Renée Russell [Russell, Rachel Renée]

GOLDILOCKS, RED RIDING HOOD, AND ME, HAVING A SUPERFUN TEA PARTY! Just as we were finishing up, three girls came into the tea shop, accompanied by two royal escorts and ...
( Category: Humor November 27,2014 )
Better off Friends by Elizabeth Eulberg
epub |eng | 2014-11-24 | Author:Elizabeth Eulberg [Eulberg, Elizabeth]

I went with Keith, but it was like I wasn’t there. I caught the ball because I needed to catch the ball. But that was it. My mind was back ...
( Category: Friendship November 27,2014 )
The Princess Diaries I by Meg Cabot
epub, mobi |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:Meg Cabot [Meg Cabot]

Past Midnight, Sunday, October 12 She still hasn’t called. Sunday, October 12 Oh my God. I am so embarrassed. I wish I could disappear. You will never believe what just ...
( Category: Being a Teen November 26,2014 )
All American Girl by Meg Cabot
epub |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:Meg Cabot [Meg Cabot]

Top ten Ways You Can Tell That You Have Suddenly Become One of the In Crowd: 10. Kris Parks invites you to one of her notorious make-out parties. 9. In ...
( Category: Being a Teen November 26,2014 )
I Was a Non-Blonde Cheerleader by Kieran Scott
epub |eng | 2007-09-05 | Author:Kieran Scott [Scott, Kieran]

That day at lunch, I sat in the sun at the table Bethany and I had claimed the week before and waited. She had been late to homeroom, so I ...
( Category: Social & Family Issues November 24,2014 )
Bushman Lives! by Daniel Pinkwater
epub |eng | | Author:Daniel Pinkwater

Chapter 34 Wise Woman “I assume you have a space here,” I said to Molly. “What is it you do?” “Come along, and I’ll show you,” Molly said. Molly took ...
( Category: United States November 24,2014 )
Captain Awesome Gets Crushed by Stan Kirby
epub |eng | | Author:Stan Kirby

“Well, next time, I hope he comes up with a distraction that has more caramel in it,” Charlie replied, popping a piece of chocolate into his mouth. “Besides, what do ...
( Category: Chapter Books November 24,2014 )

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